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15-11-2014

How To Annoy Solicitors Guide

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Basically a guide of how to annoy Solicitors and make them decide not to call you again. Or to get some laughs from it. ;)
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chillwithmels

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โ๐™Ž๐™Š ๐™”๐™Š๐™ ๐™’๐˜ผ๐™‰๐™ ๐™ˆ๐™€ ๐™๐™Š ๐™€๐˜ผ๐™ ๐™”๐™Š๐™ ๐™Š๐™๐™ ??โž .ใƒปใ‚œใ‚œใƒปใ€€ใ€€ใƒปใ‚œใ‚œใƒป๏ผŽ ๏ฝก๏ฝฅ๏พŸ๏พŸ๏ฝฅใ€€ใ€€๏ฝฅ๏พŸ๏พŸ๏ฝฅ๏ฝก .ใƒปใ‚œใ‚œใƒปใ€€ใ€€ใƒปใ‚œใ‚œใƒป๏ผŽ ๏ฝก๏ฝฅ๏พŸ๏พŸ๏ฝฅใ€€ใ€€๏ฝฅ๏พŸ๏พŸ๏ฝฅ๏ฝก หห‹ยฐโ€ข*โ€โžท๐™’๐™ƒ๐™€๐™๐™€ เฟ“เฟ”เฟ” โฎ‘ ๐˜บ/๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ฏ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ง๐˜ฆ ๅฝกยทหš เผ˜ โ‹†.เณƒเฟ”*ยฐ เญญฬฅ*เณƒ *เซขโœง โ˜†.๏ฝก.:* ๐˜ฟ๐™„๐™Ž๐˜พ๐™‡๐˜ผ๐™„๐™ˆ๐™€๐™ .๏ฝก.:*โ˜† โ‘ ๐˜ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜บ๐˜ถ๐˜ถ โ‘ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ! โ‘ ๐˜ด๐˜ฎ๐˜ถ๐˜ต, ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ถ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ง๐˜ญ๐˜ถ๐˜ง๐˜ง, ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ด๐˜ต โ‘ ๐˜ค๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜บ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ต ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ณ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜บ! โžณ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™Ÿ๐™ค๐™ฎ <3

cupldsb0w

313,832 0 20

i never thought someone could understand how i felt. he's such a sweetheart but he puts on this tough act to make everyone fear him, but truly that's not what he wants in life. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ a girl with a peter pan obsession and her bestfriend who has an obsession with his pocket knife got kidnapped by the one and only. mattheo riddle. she's starting to get all of theses weird flashbacks as a kid along with mattheo. mattheo and y/n hate each other, but maybe they can become friends or even more. ha, even take down his father. good luck. <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< โš ๏ธthis book is not fit for all ages and will have some triggering things. โš ๏ธ i also do not own mattheo riddle @yasmineamaroo does own him. this book has slow updates, i didn't really take the book seriously until later on. there will be grammar mistakes/errors due to rush ness.

YanaTyong

2,187,836 0 112

"What?? Thats it?? I don't end up with anybody?!? Ugh this KnY dating simulator is bullshit!!" I complained and looked at the time,It was 4:50 in the morning. I sighed,"I can't believe I wasted my time for this... I have work in 6..." I soon walked up to my bed and grabbed every minutes and hours of sleep I could get. "Hey Y/n....." A voice says,calling me. Ugh what the fuck I'm sleeping go away,its probably mom. "...Y/n.." Wait what the fuck I live alone YEEETT!!! My eyes shot open to reveal Tanjirou calling out my name, "Thank goodness you woke up... Class is about to start. Wait... Why.. What.. When... WHAT THE FUCK?! (This story is in a modern time.)

AmariOkito

3,338 0 30

Margot thought she had everything to be happy, the real deal. Still, Margot's world is crumbling; her long term relationship is on a cliff. Her daughter Diva has predispositions to become the next mean girl. And Margot's cat Mink has run away again. All this to say, sometimes, the fairytale is just a prelude to reality. Okay, to those who know how I cook my stories. This book is just a romantic comedy done my way. It's XY XX gone bad for those who read it. Here characters: Run their mouth kiss their teeth, talk dirty, eat chicken, cheat, lie, go home and cry like never.

shakthi

245,204 0 45

How does it feel not being able to confess your love to your crush? Ella has always been in love with her senior from the moment she laid her eyes on him. Now that it is his final semester at the college, she has no way but to gather her courage to confess her love. But it is easier said than done as her crush just happened to be a serious, strict and no-nonsense type of guy who sees her as nothing more than a rich spoilt brat. Welcome to Ella's eventful and dramatic life that surrounds her long-overdue love confession. ~~~~~~~~ [Blurb] "Did I hear it right?" Sam turned to me, "you are interested in Michael?" He asked me unbelievably. "Yes, is that a problem?" I raised my chin. Sam chuckled. "Of all the things, you selected the project to confess your feelings? You do realise that you are the bottom-ranked student and he is the top-ranked in his batch and a university gold medalist?" "I have no other way to approach him. Michael is not interested in anything else and we don't have much time left," "How can you be so sure that it's Michael?" "Because I believe in destiny," I said. "You know, 'Someone somewhere is made for you, I think that person is Senior Michael for me and I am in love with him." "What!? You love him?" Sam stopped on his track. "Yeah." "You sure are weird," he muttered. "Anyway, I am really looking forward to seeing you prove it." "What about the project?" I looked at him hopefully. "Since I am the...um...last-ranked student in the class, he won't select me." "I will think of a way," he promised. "Thank you, Sam!" I said excitedly. "I will never forget this help." "I am so looking forward to seeing Michael falling head over heels for you," Sam winked before walking away. (The pictures/ cartoons/ anime images are taken from google. DM me if it's yours and you want the credits/removal)

UnknownFate25

270,061 0 71

My Daily Life With A Monster Harem Jackson Walker always thought he was average. He goes to school, has a nice family, and a couple good friends. He didn't even sit in the protagonist window seat. Until the day he woke up to the [Harem System]. Now he's suddenly thrust into a new world. The world of the Supernatural. And it didn't help that his system only worked for Monster Girls! How was he supposed to survive with multiple monster girls after him?! His life wasn't so normal anymore. Volume 1 - Hell High [In Progress] #1 original - 7/17/2021 #1 games - 1/2/2023

mishukii

1,626,589 0 37

โŒ—001: just some oneshots for the simps ๐Ÿ‘€ โžท [REQ: closed] ๊’ฐโค๏ธ; genshin x reader oneshots ๊’ฐ๐Ÿท; they/them ..โƒ—. gender neutral reader ๊’ฐ๐Ÿ‘น; ็ˆฑ โ”Š aรญ โ”Šlove โ€น3 \_( ห˜ ยณห˜)_/ โ™ฅ๏ธŽ tysm for 700k my simps!! ~ kazu fanart: @_meshigaumai (twt)